Funny Jokes~~

deedee

:)NO.1   because there is no gravity in the space, the pen and ball pen can't used

in the shuttle. the NASA organise a group to solve this problem. after spent

millions dollars they invented a new one. but the Russian only spend ten

cent. they use pencil.

  :)NO.2   my pleasure!




a little girl is sent to the hospital because of sickness and refuse to have

medicine. the doctor comfort her:"be good, only take this medicine, can

you recovery from ill and you can back school, to dance, to swim....."

the little girl asked:"really? once I take this medicine, I can go swimming?"

"certainly, not only can you swimming, but also skating" doctor said.

"it's amazing" the girl exclaimed.

the doctor:"why"

"because I can't swim and skate at all now."

   :)NO.3   A beautiful lady of circus are show a performance, tame the tiger

she comand the tiger do so many complex move and pose, the

kiss with tiger. at this time a viewer said: " It's nothing 了不起,

so can I",

"really? then, show us" his friend said.

"OK, let the tiger leave first"


   :) NO.4   
  A priest were playing golf one day, at first strike, he missed the

ball, he murmured,"shit! I miss it " it's happen been heard by a

nun, and she said:"as a priest , we shouldn't speak dirty word."

the second also a bad strike "shit! I miss it " the priest said it

again. the nun was very angry and said"if you say word like that

again, I will pray God to hit you" Being intervene by the nun, the

priest's third strike is badly far from the target hole,"damn it "

this time the nun ran into the rage and begun to pray, suddenly,

the dark cloud spread on the sky and a thunder with a light strike

on the ground and hit the nun to death. and then here come a

voice of God above the cloud"shit, I miss it"



:) NO.5   A renter complain to his landlord " boss, the room is so small,

and dark,even worse, it's roof often leak water....." the landlord

interrupt him," at such fee, what do you went it leak? wine?!"


:)NO.6  The phone of the CIA was ringing,
“Hello, is there CIA? ”
“Yes, can I help you?”
“I give you a clue, my neighbor Tom hide the drug in his firewood ”
“Thank you, we will investigate.”
So the CIA rush into Tom’s home, they chop every piece of the wood, but they found nothing, after blamed the prosecutor, they left.

The phone of Tom’s is ringing.
“Hello, Tom, does CIA chop the wood for you?”
“Yes they do”
“Now it’s your turn, my fields need dig.”


:) NO.7  A UN team make an expedition in a big sailboat, after set off for

an hour a sailor found a slit on the bottom and was going to sink

the captain order team member to jump into the water, but no

one obey the order. The mate said "let me try". Soon after the

mate tell them something, all of the team member jump into the

water. the captain asked"how did you made it?" the mate said"I

told to the American that he has been bought insurance, to the

Germam that it is a command, to English that is a bravely deed

to France that is very romantic, to japanese DAMN IT! JUMP!"


:) NO.8  a lady walked into the parliament hall, while she walked on the

step she got a stumble and injured her leg, accidently the premier

passby and helped her up affably.

"how could I appreciate you"

"you just take a vote to me in next election"

"oh, my leg is injured but my head not"



:) NO.9  Boeing 777 is the first plane which design by the virtual program

totally, and the IBM company provide all the computer and

instrument. before the test fly of the Boeing 777, the general

manager invite the techniqu superviser of the IBM to take part

flying together, the superviser said :"sorry, that day is my wife's

birthday so....." hearing of this, the general manager got angry

"craven I even not tell you the date"


:) NO.10   
A new graduate BANNN want to find a industrial spy job of a company, the interview of human source ask him common question and hand him a envelop “sent this envelop to the document room of eighth floor then you could go home, we will inform you the result next week by telephone”after leaving the room BANNN hurry into the lavatory and unclose the envelop , there is a paper on which it write: “you are hired, back to human source department to register.”

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