学生的名牌 [转贴]

robbincai

有个人爬墙出校被校长抓到了,校长问他为什么不从校门走？他说美特斯邦威，不走寻常路。校长又问他这么高的墙怎么翻过去的啊？他指了指裤子说：李宁 一切皆有可能。校长又问他翻墙是什么感觉/？他指了指鞋子说特步 飞一般的感觉。第2天他从正门进学校 校长问他 怎么不翻墙了他说：安踏：我选择，我喜欢。第3天他穿混混装 校长说他 不能穿混混装，他说穿什么就什么 森玛服饰。第4天他穿背心上学校长说 不能穿背心上学，他说男人简单就好 爱蹬堡服饰。校长说我要记你大过，他说为什么？校长说：动感地带 我的地盘我做主\r<br>
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yshelly

知道三菱电梯的广告，哈哈哈哈

至尊宝

站长也冷不丁的搞笑一把啊
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<br>难得……

visonhanson

发完<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/cai1.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/kan2.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  见原来<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/shi.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  一个帖，<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/wo.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/zhen.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/bu.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/shi.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  故意<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/de.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  ，<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/cn/hai9.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  请原谅。<img src="http://img.eoshow.com/eoshow/em1/4.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />