加菲猫语录～

123321ok

<font color="darkred"><font color="royalblue"><font size="5"><font color="skyblue"><font face="times new roman">Money is not everything. There‘s MasterCard & Visa.
<br>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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<br>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
<br>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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<br>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
<br>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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<br>Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
<br>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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<br>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there
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<br>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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<br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<br>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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<br>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<br>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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<br>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
<br>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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<br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
<br>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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<br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
<br>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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<br>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
<br>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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<br>“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
<br>“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
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<br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
<br>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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<br>“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
<br>努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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<br>“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
<br>工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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<br>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
<br>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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<br>When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<br>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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<br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
<br>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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<br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
<br>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着</font></font></font></font></font><!--editpost--><br><br><br><div><font class='editinfo'>此帖由 123321ok 在 2006-01-24 22:10 进行编辑...</font></div><!--editpost1-->

123321ok

自己顶一个！

tony191920

不得不说加菲真的很经典\r<br>

凤凰

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<br>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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<br>这句话是这个意思么？

kaoyanhunter

好。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。<br />

naarrow_999

<p><!--quote-凤凰+2006-02-26 23:13--><div class='quotetop'>引用:(凤凰 @ 2006-02-26 23:13)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quote1-->When two‘s company, three‘s the result! <br />两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! <br /><br /><br /><br />这句话是这个意思么？<!--quote2--></div><!--quote3--><br />?</p><p>一男一女在一起是不稳定的，还会生出一个小孩</p>