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Lepapillon0311

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<br>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
<br>为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？
<br>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
<br>为什么女人闭着嘴就不能上睫毛膏？\r<br>
<br>Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
<br>为什么你从来没见过头版头条写！"算命师中大奖"
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<br>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
<br>为什么"缩写"是这么长的一个单词？
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<br>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
<br>为什么医生们管他们所做的事情叫做"实习, 实践"？\r<br>
<br>Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
<br>为什么在要关掉视窗时，你必须先点击"开始"键？
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<br>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
<br>为什么柠檬汁是用人造香味调料做的，而洗碗液是用真正的柠檬做的？
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<br>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
<br>为什么帮你管理你的所有投资的人叫做"不名一文的人"？("broke"在英文中有"不名一文"，"穷到家了"的意思)
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<br>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
<br>为什么一天中交通最慢的时刻叫"速行"时刻？\r<br>
<br>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
<br>为什么没有老鼠味儿的猫食？
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<br>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
<br>当狗食被宣扬是新的和改进了的口味的时候，是谁作的口味鉴定？\r<br>
<br>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
<br>为什么诺亚没有把那两支蚊子打死？(诺亚方舟上带有每种动物的雌雄各一只)
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<br>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
<br>在用注射毒剂的方式执行死刑时，为什么还要消毒针头？
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<br>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
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<br>你知道那个用在飞机上的"不会被摧毁"的黑匣子吧？为什么他们不把整架飞机都造成那种材料的？
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<br>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
<br>为什么下雨时绵羊不缩水？
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<br>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
<br>为什么公寓都紧紧靠在一起？(apart是分开的意思)
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<br>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
<br>如果"坏处" 是"好处"的对立面，那么"众议院"是不是"进展"的对立面？\r<br>
<br>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
<br>如果飞行是这么的安全，为什么他们管飞机场叫"终端"？\r<br>
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