MEN'S ENGLISH

Lepapillon0311

男性英语 MEN'S ENGLISH
<br>　　摘要：不光女性有自己独特的表达方式，男人同样也有自己独特的表达方式，相比女性而言，男人的语言更加直接，更加生理，更加下半身。\r<br>I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
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<br>I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
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<br>I'm tired　= I'm tired.
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<br>Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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<br>Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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<br>Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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<br>May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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<br>Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
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<br>You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
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<br>What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
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<br>What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
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<br>What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
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<br>I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
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<br>I love you = Let's have sex now.
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<br>I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!
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<br>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
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<br>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
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<br>Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.
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<br>person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
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<br>Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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<br>(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
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<br>I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
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