震惊：看看美国愤青门户论坛上都说中国什么！(转载)

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We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world.
　　
　　
　　　　我们两国陆地不接壤，而且我们有世界上最好的海军。
　　

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We have the power of jesus.
　　
　　
　　　　我们有上帝支持我们。
　　
　　

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Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. The greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the chinese make it to our soil we would loose
　　
　　
　　　　CD有巨大的劳动大军，他们可以从数量上压倒我们的海军。一支军队最致命的弱点就是低估对手，只有他们能登陆美国，我们就输定了

applecan

China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.Too bad they have small penises.
　　
　　
　　　　中国人将会用功夫踢烂美国人那玩意。可不幸的是他们那玩意太小了。
　　

applecan

Doesn’t matter, once that war would start many countries would severe trade connections weakening both countries but since China is the only country in the world with a self sustaining economy, they’d hardly be affected.
　　
　　
　　　　其他都没有关系，一旦战争爆发很多国家都会中断和两国的贸易往来，这对两个国家都会有影响，但由于中国是世界上唯一一个能自我维持的经济体系，他们不会被影响很大。

applecan

Self sustaining economy my ass. Theres a resaon Japan and China have had tensions recently. Its becuase they are figthting over who will get Russias oil. They most definately dont have enough oil there to be self sufficent.Read, China imports oil. Actually, they are the big reason prices are jumping so d**n much
　　
　　
　　　　狗屁自我维持经济，中国和日本的关系最近为什么那么紧张呀？就是因为它们为了争夺俄罗斯的石油，他们绝对没有自我维持所需要的石油。记住，中国进口石油，就就是他XX的油价涨的这么快的原因！
　　
　　

applecan

If there was going to be a war between us it would be because of this. And I highly doubt it would take place in either China or the Americas. It would happen in the middle east. China needs oil. They absolutely need it to continue tohave any chance of being a strong power in the world. Russia is one option. The middle east, may be the way they go and we would protect our intrests. And all of a sudden we have a war on our hands.
　　
　　
　　　　没错，如果中美真要发生战争的话，肯定是因为石油这么问题。而且我不认为战争会发生在美国和中国任何一方的国土上，战争可能会发生在中东地区。中国需要石油，他们绝对需要石油去继续他们成为世界强国的努力。俄罗斯是他们的一个选择，但中东可能是他们要去的地方，那么我们就会去保卫自己的利益，然后忽然间，我们就处于战争状态了。
　　
　　

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And whats more a war right where the chinese would be in a good position to have one. Of course they would never invade The United States of America…. unless they had a great plan. But the middle east is another thing entirely. In a place where land is really the only thing to fight on. China would win. Well we could just use hydrogen cells. Anyway, the thing about the chinese is that they’re group oriented so all you have to do is sit a machine gun in ont of their military base and shoot them all when they run out. I saw it in a WWII movie. That’s why we won WWII so easy.Anyway, The thing about the chinese is that most of them have never heard of a plane or a loud siren so all we have to do is chopper in some sirens, call in an air strike, scare them all off and send in the troops. While they’re shocked we will clean up their army and make the civilians join our army.
　　
　　
　　　　还有中国的优势在于，当然他们不会去入侵美国，除非他们有更大的计划。但是对中东就是完全是另一种情况了，在中东除了占领土地就没什么其他可图利益了，所以中国会取胜。我们应该用氢能源代替汽油。还有中国人是以集体思想为中心的，所以我们只需要在他们的军事基地外面架挺机枪，等他们跑出来以后把他们全射死，我看的一部二战电影就是这样的，这就是我们为什么那么轻松的就赢了二战。再有就是大部分中国人从来没有听到过飞机和警报的声音，我们只需要让直升机响起警报，对他们进行空袭，把他们都吓坏了以后派我们的军队过去缴了他们的武器，然后让老百姓加入我们的军队就可以了。

applecan

You are underestimating nationalism。
　　
　　
　　　　你低估了他们的民族主义精神。
　　

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　Well, they do have the power of culture and nationalism but then again if we napalm their rice then they will starve. Also we could easily defeat the chinese people in hand to hand combat because that karate stuff is no match for a good American Boxer. One clean punch and the chinese is gone.I think we should basically just use machine guns because there are so many people there. All we have to do is equip a few fast hum vees with hydrogen cells and machine guns with wooden bullets so we only injure them and then make the injured guys be in our army to even up the odds.Also asian girls love white guys so we could get half of their population on our side and make more troops that way.
　　
　　
　　　　当然他们有很强的文化和民族主义精神，但还是那样，如果我们能炸了他们的稻田那他们就会挨饿，而且我们可以在短兵相接的战斗中不费吹灰之力就能取胜，中国空手道根本不是美国拳击的对手，干净漂亮的一拳就能把中国人打飞。我想我们还是用机枪，因为中国人实在太多了。我们只需要几部用氢燃料的高速吉普和机枪，机枪用木制子弹，那样我们就可以只打伤他们，然后让受伤的敌人加入我方，来弥补我方和敌方的人数差距。而且亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子，所以我们能够争取到中国人口的一半，然后通过她们制造更多我们的军队。