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<br>THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
<br>If you love something,
<br>Set it free...
<br>If it comes back, it's yours,
<br>If it doesn't, it never was yours....
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<br>THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>If she ever comes back, she's yours,
<br>If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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<br>THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>Don't worry, she will come back.
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<br>THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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<br>THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
<br>Forget her.
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<br>THE PATIENT VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
<br>Until she comes back ...
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<br>THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free ...
<br>If she comes back, and if you love her still,
<br>Set her free again, repeat *
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<br>THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
<br>Act clearly states that...
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<br>THE BILL GATES VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>If she comes back,
<br>I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
<br>going to get an upgrade.
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<br>THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
<br>If you love somebody.
<br>Set her free...
<br>If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
<br>If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
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<br>THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody.
<br>Don't ever set her free.
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<br>THE MBA VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>Instantaneously...
<br>And look for others simultaneously.
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<br>THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
<br>If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme.
<br>If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
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<br>THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
<br>If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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<br>THE MARKETING VERSION:
<br>If you love somebody,
<br>Set her free...
<br>If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.
<br>If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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