WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Lepapillon0311

<font color="orangered"><font size="4">Yes = No.
<br>No = Yes.
<br>Maybe = No.
<br>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
<br>We need = I want.
<br>It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
<br>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
<br>We need to talk = I need to complain.
<br>Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
<br>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
<br>You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
<br>You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
<br>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
<br>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
<br>I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
<br>Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
<br>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
<br>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
<br>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
<br>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
<br>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
<br>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
<br>Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead.
<br>Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
<br>I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
<br>The same old thing = Nothing.
<br>Nothing = Everything.
<br>Everything = My PMS is acting up.
<br>Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.</font></font>