[转帖]中国MM如何幽默地拒绝外国男人

vicky530

男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？)
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<br>　　女：Actually I'd rather have the money.(倒不如把钱给我得了。)
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<br>　　男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗？)
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<br>　　女：Why? Don't you already have one? (为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？)
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<br>　　男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄\r<br>影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
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<br>　　女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是
<br>整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
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<br>　　男：Is this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吗？)
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<br>　　女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的这
<br>个座位就是空的。)
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<br>　　男：Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什么地方见过你？)
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<br>　　女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去\r<br>那个地方的原因。)
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<br>　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？)
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<br>　　女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)
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<br>　　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
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<br>　　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗？你是说你要离开？)
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swf82

挺有意思

杨威利

中国人要有拒绝的勇气与智慧。