Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好MM公寓.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在激QING聊天室每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是免费激QING聊天的好处!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么美女视频聊天学来着?
有一个人很吝啬,叫吝啬鬼,他死了以后下地狱,阎罗王骂他说:「你这个吝啬鬼,在尘间的时候什么东西都抓很紧不放,什么人都不给,看到贫穷、痛苦的人也不帮助,父母、亲戚、朋友也没有照顾好,让他们都挨饿受苦,你这种凶恶的孽障,应该被放入滚开的油锅里面免费激QING聊天室。
鬼差就带他到滚得很热、很烫的油锅那边,吝啬鬼一看就说:「喔,等一下、慢一下!油那么多,怎么那么浪费呢?你们先把这些油倒出来,卖出去后把钱给我,然后丢我在热烫的水里就可以了!何必用油,而且还用那么多油!美女激QING聊天室」
Good News and Bad News
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and
tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news
and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted,adn you your 激QING聊天室??
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving
a complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you
will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....