笑话！

白鹤

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<br>美国最新关于中国的笑话! (最新译文)
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<br>需要指出的是,胡(he)和谁(who)同音,是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔
<br>(Yassier)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词Rice.
<br>Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
<br>胡Jintao被任命为**总书记
<br>SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
<br>(场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯
<br>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
<br>布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
<br>Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
<br>赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
<br>George: Great. Let's hear it.
<br>布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
<br>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
<br>赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
<br>George: That's what I want to know.
<br>布什:这就是我要知道的
<br>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
<br>赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
<br>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
<br>China?
<br>布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
<br>Condi: Yes.
<br>赖斯:是的
<br>George: I mean the fellow's name.
<br>布什:我是说那个人的名字
<br>Condi: Hu.
<br>赖斯:胡(谁)
<br>George: The guy in China.
<br>布什: 那个在中国的人
<br>Condi: Hu.
<br>赖斯:胡(谁)
<br>George: The new leader of China.
<br>布什:中国的新领导人!
<br>Condi: Hu.
<br>赖斯:胡(谁)
<br>George: The Chinese!
<br>布什:那个中国人!
<br>Condi: Hu is leading China.
<br>赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
<br>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
<br>布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
<br>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
<br>赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
<br>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
<br>布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
<br>Condi: That's the man's name.
<br>赖斯:就是那人的名字
<br>George: That's whose name?
<br>布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
<br>Condi: Yes.
<br>赖斯:是的
<br>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
<br>China?
<br>布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
<br>Condi: Yes sir.
<br>赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
<br>George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
<br>Middle East.
<br>布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
<br>Condi: That's correct.
<br>赖斯：没错
<br>George: Then who is in China?
<br>布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
<br>Condi: Yes, sir.
<br>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
<br>George: Yassir is in China?
<br>布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
<br>Condi: No, sir.
<br>赖斯：不，长官
<br>George: Then who is?
<br>布什：那么谁（胡）在？
<br>Condi: Yes, sir.
<br>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
<br>George: Yassir?
<br>布什：亚瑟尔？
<br>Condi: No, sir
<br>赖斯：不，长官.
<br>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
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<br>e the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet
<br>he knows.
<br>布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会
<br>知
<br>道
<br>Condi: Kofi?
<br>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
<br>George: No, thanks.
<br>布什：不，谢谢
<br>Condi: You want Kofi?
<br>赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
<br>George: No.
<br>布什：不！！
<br>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
<br>赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
<br>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
<br>glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
<br>布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
<br>Condi: Yes, sir.
<br>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
<br>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
<br>布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
<br>Condi: Kofi?
<br>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
<br>George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
<br>布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
<br>Condi: Call who?
<br>赖斯：给谁打？
<br>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
<br>布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
<br>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
<br>赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
<br>George: Will you stay out of China?!
<br>布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
<br>Condi: Yes, sir.
<br>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
<br>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
<br>guy at the U.N!
<br>布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
<br>Condi: Kofi?
<br>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
<br>George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
<br>布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
<br>(Condi picks up the phone.)
<br>（赖斯拿起电话）
<br>Condi: Rice here
<br>赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
<br>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
<br>布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧！

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嘉滕

太搞笑了！\r<br>传说中的82的智商！

mangdian

再顶一下吧！\r<br>确实太好笑了:D