日本申请入常失败的原因【暴笑推荐】

enjoycoke

<p><strong><font color="#008000" size="5">小犬呢？这小贱人哪儿去了？快出来！！</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#008000" size="5"><strong><font color="#008000" size="5"><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/68.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />安哥！I am here!（我在这里！）<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/1.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />听说你也想入常？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/69.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />是的，我做梦都想！<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/70.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　先说说，你有什么优势？<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/71.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />我们有民族优势！ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/72.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />还有其他的吗？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/73.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />有，我是个非常有魅力的女人。<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/74.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />怎么个有魅力？说说看。<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/6.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />布屎你知道吧，才和他跳了一曲舞 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/2.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />他就跟我上床了。<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/76.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　瞧，这是他留给我的纪念照 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/77.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　布屎在下面郁闷，这个贱人一点都靠不住，下次不帮他了。<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/78.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　小布，他说的是真的吗？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/79.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />是真的，小犬干起来一级棒！<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/80.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />你对自己说的话可要负责！ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/81.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />怎么，你老哥也想试试？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/82.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />没啥，我只是随便问问，你先去休息吧 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/83.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />他妈的，安哥一点都不厚道，居然抢我的马子 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/84.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />小犬，偶的家伙有这么长 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/85.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　　这么长？<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/86.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />这么粗 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/87.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　这么粗？那还不要我的命！<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/88.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />应该能让你得到满足吧？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/89.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />安哥，你饶了我吧，我害怕！ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/90.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　怎么，不愿意？<br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/91.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />安哥，我真的很害怕，放过我吧 <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/92.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />居然敢不给我面子，滚一边去，这辈子休想入常！ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/3.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />安哥！等等&hellip;&hellip;&hellip;安哥&hellip;&hellip;&hellip;安哥&hellip;&hellip;&hellip; <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/93.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />　安南怎么也想不明白：俺再怎么也是世界第一帅哥，算了，还是干偶的赖斯妹去？ <br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/94.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />小犬更委屈，原本指望陪布屎睡了觉后，他会帮忙 <br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/95.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /><br />谁知关键时候这家伙居然不理，也只能怪自己太贱了 </font></strong><br /><br /><img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/3924/9/1/96.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt="" style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <br /></font></strong></p>

湘临天下

这些图片和文字与楼主的头像风格一致啊~~

amyguan

。。。。。。。。。

leo=zhuzhu

终于明白日本人的构成了

湘临天下

China=？

nothing

<p>还是....</p><p>少发这样的图为妙..</p><p>有颜色的呀...</p>

小小猪

挖哈哈哈哈哈哈\r<br>
<br>那叫一个过瘾……

high

太逗了,顶!

Robert

哈哈 牛逼