标题: 笑话共欣赏：世界各地的蹩脚英语 [打印本页] 作者: Lepapillon0311 时间: 2006-1-23 23:26 标题: 笑话共欣赏：世界各地的蹩脚英语 下面是十句蹩脚英语。
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<br> ①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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<br> 日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。
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<br> ②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
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<br> 匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。
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<br> ③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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<br> 挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
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<br> ④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
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<br> 瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。
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<br> ⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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<br> 香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。
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<br> ⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
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<br> 泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。
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<br> ⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
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<br> 意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。
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<br> ⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
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<br> 俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。
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<br> ⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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<br> 丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。
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<br> ⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
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<br> 墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿